Boing
Today we are discussing the wonders of Spring.
But it's not all about blooming flowers and Easter cards this time.
Just a simple play on words with a twisted smack of alliteration and snark thrown in.
You know, the usual. Now do me a favor and add your smack to the smack.
But it's not all about blooming flowers and Easter cards this time.
Just a simple play on words with a twisted smack of alliteration and snark thrown in.
You know, the usual. Now do me a favor and add your smack to the smack.
K?
K.
1. What about spring ticks you off the most?
Waiting for the boing. When a spring boings you know the
spring has sprung and it just hasn't boinged yet... ya know?
2. How many blooming idiots have you met lately?
Too many. I have a garden full of bloody blooming idiots.
I've tried weeding them out but they keep popping up.
3. If spring springs early when you're in the middle of a spring fling,
does that mean you must flung 'em out of your life early or
can it wait until summer comes?
does that mean you must flung 'em out of your life early or
can it wait until summer comes?
You are the Queen... you get to make
up your own Spring Fling and Flung em rules.
up your own Spring Fling and Flung em rules.
4. If you could toss one thing or person out the window during your
annual spring cleaning, who would it be?
The cat. She has been acting very strange.
She knows Spring is about to be Sprung
and she's ready to Boing.
5. Do you have seasonal defective disorder?
Probably.
I'd have to check my list of disorderlies.
6. If you left the windows open on a cool spring night, what would the neighbors see?
Everything.
7. Name your most potent allergens during this season of (achoo!) bliss.
blooming idiots
they
are
everywhere
they
are
everywhere
Monday's Chuckle
Things Confucius Did Not Say
War does not determine who is right, it determines who is left.
Man who leaps off cliff jumps to conclusion.
Lady who goes camping must beware of evil intent.
Man who drives like hell is bound to get there.
The best way to save face, is to keep the lower part of it shut.
The greatest fault is to be conscious of none.
and finally.......
A lion will not cheat on his wife, but a Tiger Wood!
Sarcasm 101
Sheldon learning sarcasm...
The Sarcasm Sign
Was that sarcasm?
Our whole universe was in a hot dense state,
Then nearly fourteen billion years ago expansion started. Wait...
The Earth began to cool,
The autotrophs began to drool,
Neanderthals developed tools,
We built a wall (we built the pyramids),
Math, science, history, unravelling the mysteries,
That all started with the big bang!
Guilty Pleasures
1. Do you make a list when you go grocery shopping?
The question is...
do I remember to take it with me?
2. Do you buy more groceries when you're hungry?
Yes. I confess. I do that. Why do I do that?
3. Coupons. Use 'em?
Use 'em and leave 'em.
4. Have you ever complained to the manager of your grocery store?
No need. I just pout a little and he takes care of all my grocery needs.
5. Do you like to buy groceries at huge chain stores like WalMart? Or do you shop exclusively at food stores?
Nooo... I'm a bit of a player. I like to shop around.
6. How much time do you spend reading labels in the grocery store?
None if I can help it.... Ignorance is bliss.
7. Do you push your own grocery cart to the car and return it?
Yes. It helps ease the guilt for the next question.
8. What is the one food item you always buy at the grocery store that you can't live without?
Because we all need a little cupcake now and then ;)
