The don't roll your eyes meme

The Last Time Meme

This meme will make no sense. Do not expect it to. It has no rhyme or reason. There is no serious theme or deep thought required. Just answer with the first thought that pops into your brain and go with it. After all, that's how I made up the questions. Stop rolling your eyes.

Sometimes silly.
Sometimes serious.
Always fun!
Step out of the box.
Be creative.
Use your imagination.
No one's answers are
quite like yours!

Hmmmm....
so says the Queen!
Answer with the first thought that pops into my brain????

This could be lethal.

When was the last time you……

rolled your eyes - 10 seconds ago when I saw how many questions there were on this meme.

Tied your shoe - I'm a shoe stuffer... I don't tie unless I have to.

reorganized your bedroom - does cleaning out my closet count?

Took a walk in the park - I took a walk on the wild side once...

Chewed gum - I don't chew... gum.

drew a stick person - I made this just for YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

activated something - I try not to activate things... it generally blows up in my face.

Took a photograph - yesterday.

Drank a milkshake - last summer.

ate orange jello - ewwww... orange is my least favorite jello!

google mapped an address - last week and I still got lost.

sang your favorite song - in the shower.

made a peace globe. (Please show us!)

Sure!

Threw a baseball - I'm a master pitcher if Nintendo Wii counts.

Fumbled with a button - Fumbling is for amateurs. I do not fumble. Ever.

answered the doorbell - My doorbell doesn't ask and I don't answer.

Spilled your drink - I'm too cool to spill a drink.

administered CPR - thankfully no one has needed my services.

looked in the mirror - 1/2 an hour ago at the haircut from hell.

testified in court - the same week I went into the witness protection program.

Made a sarcastic remark - is there another way to make remarks?

Offered someone advice - like anyone would listen.

Watched a sunrise or sunset - Somebody turned out the sun. It's been raining here for weeks.

Were jealous - Who? Moi?




Smiled when you didn’t feel like smiling - uhhh NOW?

Loved when you didn't feel like loving - uhhh still NOW?

Ironed an article of clothing - Bwaaaaaaahhhh!

noticed you didn't give a damn - recently.... and you know what?

Whoa-oa-oa!
I feel good
na na na na na na
I knew that I would

had a mammogram - Hey! my boobs are off limit.

Read your horoscope - Despite the fact I run a horoscope directory... I rarely read them. But when I do it's usually Jonathan Cainer.

moped - I don't mope. I build bridges.

Held someone’s hand - in a dream I had last night someone was leading me somewhere... but it's all sooooo vague now.

Crossed a bridge -
I don't cross them or burn them - as I said...
I build them.



threw away a candy wrapper - I do not litter and you shouldn't either!

Sat on a bench - when Judge Judy was sick and I took her place.

turned a page - I'm always on the same page. It's everyone else that has a problem.

tripped over your own 2 feet - when I was on the treadmill and cat was trying to catch my feet.

Sat on a beach - March.

dialed the wrong number - I don't dial wrong numbers... the wrong people answer the phone.

Ignored a phone call - now why would I do that ;)

Kissed a bride - not into bride kissing.

tweeted - every time I hear that word this song gets stuck in my head.

All the little birdies on Jaybird Street
Love to hear the robin go tweet tweet tweet
Rockin' robin, tweet tweet tweet
Rockin' robin' tweet tweetly-tweet
Blow rockin' robin
'Cause we're really gonna rock tonight

Rode a roller coaster - in my early twenties. I'm over it.

you were really you - do any of us know who we really are? Are you sure you're you? Are you sure I'm me?

Cried yourself to sleep - not telling.

Were speechless - I'm never speechless. I've got more tongue than a boot.

rode a bus - when I was a child.

went to a funeral - let's not talk about that today.

were right - you mean left.

smoked - I don't smoke - I sizzle.



were left - you mean right. Stop that. You are confusing me.

googled - 2 minutes ago.

bent over - ohhhhh don't tempt me.

sent a text message - yesterday.

Lit a candle - just now... I'm saying a prayer for you.

Lost your temper - this morning.

fell off a horse - the proverbial kind? Because for the record I did get back on.

changed the oil in your car - there's oil in my car?

Added a new FACEBOOK friend - I am not an adder. I am an addee.

went bowling - Nintendo wii.... last week I bowled 212... woo hoo!

Laughed uncontrollably - you mean when you laugh until you cry and have belly ache so bad you can't talk or breathe and everyone in the room is looking at you like your some kind of fool? Never done that ;)

Felt guilty - born with the guilty gene... I'm thinking of having it removed.

Looked up a word in the dictionary - I'm too lazy. I type a word into google search and wait for the "Did You Mean"?

returned from the point of no return - It's really nice here... I'm gonna stay awhile.

couldn't remember your name - I'm pretty good at remembering my name... it's other people's names I have trouble with. And you are????

surrendered to temptation - shhhh.... more often than is good for me....

felt genuinely happy - Right now. As I said, The Point of No Return Hotel is a very nice place!

saw a famous person - when Josh Holloway took me out to dinner... no wait... sorry that was another dream.

kissed in a car - I kissed a girl and I liked it! Nooo not like that. I was kissing my daughter goodbye silly!

Sent a greeting card - last week.

used your passport - March.

yelled at your television - I don't yell - I grumble.

confided a secret - I am the keeper of secrets.

changed your blog template - Couple or three weeks ago...
As for my website template - I am in the process of changing it as we speak. It's taking up all my time, energy and patience. Websites are not blogs people... there are no widgets or gadgets to do the work for you....
Ooops.... sorry. Time to build another bridge... :)

danced like no one was watching - no one better be watching when I dance. It's usually with the mop.

wrote in cursive - wrote? as with a real pen that has ink? and in cursive? I think maybe it was the early 90's?

took a driving test - many moons ago... and yes I passed.

Backed up your computer files - a month or so ago.

When was the last time you said this was the last time?

I'm saying it now.

This is the last time I am doing a meme until my website is completely finished. I am officially on meme vacation and there will be no more procrastination.

I will learn XHTML even if my brain implodes in the process.


I shall return....
hopefully with brains intact.

Nobody said it was easy...

Cheers to all of us thieves!

Sunday Stealing: The Just Because Meme

1. Make a list of 5 things you can see without getting up.

cat
TV
Nintendo Wii
2 plants that I keep forgetting to water
my feet

2. How do you style your hair? How often do you cut it?

I style it every single day. I cut it when it needs to be cut... and I am still in shock from today's hair cut.... DON'T ASK.

3. What are you wearing now?

A silky teddy and high heels. Bwwwwaaaaaaaah!

4. What's your occupation? Do you like it?

I am a webmaster and yes I love it. I know as a woman I should call myself a webmistress... but I refuse. I am the master of my domain!

5. When was the last time that you took a nap? Was there a special reason?

You cannot be serious. I never need a reason to nap. I am an insomniac and napping is a must.

6. Who was the last person you hugged romantically?

Y'er some friggin' nosy b'y .... oops... sorry that was the Newfie in me.

8. What was the last full meal that you ate?

All my meals are full. I do not believe in food deprivation.

9. What was the last email that you received?

You have no idea how many emails I receive in the run of a day... I don't remember who was last.

10. What one website do you always visit when you go online?

http://thehoroscopejunkie.ca

As I said... I am the master of my domain.

11. What was the last significant thing you bought?

Coffee. Tim Horton's to be exact. I am Canadian after all :)



12. What musical artist did you not get at first, but then became a fan?

Cold Play. "The Scientist"... nobody said it was easy.

13. What do you think about before you go to bed last night?

Ha!

14. What was the last CD you bought?

I download my music like everyone else... I can honestly say the last CD I bought was The Eagles "Long Road out of Eden".

15. What is your favorite weather, and why? What's the weather like today?

The weather is crappy. Rain. Rain. Rain. The sun is on vacation until further notice. Can you tell my favorite weather is... ummmm NO RAIN?

16. If you could have a special artistic talent, what would it be?

I would love to paint. I can't draw a stick figure. Well I can.. but it doesn't resemble much of anything!

17. Did you watch the Idol 9 finale? If yes, what are your thoughts?

Don't watch reality TV. No thoughts....

18. What's something you'd like to say to someone right now?

Why don't you remember the good in me?

19. Any special plans for this (holiday in the States) weekend?

Had my holiday last weekend. MAY TWO FOUR. (Victoria Day) I drank a beer in honor of the Queen's Birthday.

20. Besides your current S/O, who was the last person that you loved romantically?

Joshua Lee Holloway. And I cannot express enough my grief at the series finale of "Lost". I was their number one fan.

Under The Covers Meme

The Queen's Meme #37 ~ Under The Covers

Sometimes silly.
Sometimes serious.
Always fun!
Step out of the box.
Be creative.
Use your imagination.
No one's answers are quite like yours!

Under The Covers Meme
(Read it and sleep)

1. Name 2 things you have done under the covers in the last week.

Oh aren't we funny my Queen?
Sleep and dream.

2. Do you know what a woobie is? Do you have a special one?

No I never had a woobie... not even as a child.

3. What prompts you to pull the covers over your head and hide from the world?

I have a list here somewhere... got a couple of hours?

4. Firm or soft?

Hmmmmmmmm.... FIRM.

5. Silk or flannel?

Is it winter or summer?

6. Lights on or off?

Off.

7. Fan or no air?

Fan.

8. Completely dark or nite light?

Dark. Unless I've had a nightmare in which case I'll take the night lite thank you.

9. Windows open or shut?

Is it winter or summer?
Open until sometime in October and then I close for the winter.

10. Sweet dreams or nightmares?

Both. Last night was sweeeeeeeeeeet ;)

11. PJ's or……

Ahem... you are one nosy Queen today.

12. Set bedtime?

Nope... I'm flexible.

13. What do sheep count when they can't sleep?

You cannot fool me my Queen... I know sheep can't count. Ha!

14. What does your alarm clock sound like?

Ahhhhhh.... don't hit me! don't hit me!

15. White noise or music?

Mostly white noise and occasionally music.

16. TV or IPod?

TV.

17. Can you recall a pleasant dream you'd like to share?

Oh yeah.... but we won't be sharing today.

18. Under the covers or outside the covers?

Depends... is it winter or summer?

19. Insomniac or sleep angel?

Both.

20. What is your favorite sleep aid for those tossin' and turnin' nights?

Music and a good fantasy :)

21. Morning person or night person?

I'm an owl.

22. Bedtime snack?

You betcha!

23. Hot or cold room?

Cold.

24. Bedtime ritual?

I brush my teeth. Interesting don't ya think?

25. Twin, Queen, King, Bunk or Futon?

Queen my Queen.

26. Socks or naked feet?

Let's get naked!

27. Bedroom door locked or unlocked?

Unlocked. I like to live dangerously.

28. Tent or hotel room?

Depends on who's putting up the tent... you asked for that one!

29. If you could be bored to sleep, what would bore you?

Counting sheep.

30. Prayers or mantra?

Prayers.

31. What was the worst nightmare you ever had?

Cannot talk about it... too scary!

32. Please share any ideas on how to stop a person from snoring.
I'm all ears.

Separate bedrooms?

33. If one purely pleasant thought could ensure fast and sound deep sleep for you every night, what would your one thought be?

If I knew that I'd patent it, bottle it and retire :)

34. How many hours do you normally sleep?

Six... two here, two there and two somewhere else.

35. Thunderstorms or quiet starry night?

Thunderstorms.

36. Warm bath or hot shower?

Warm bath.

37. What is the craziest thing that ever happened in your bed?

Nothing. Nothing crazy ever happened in my bed... never ever... nope... nada thing... why? What did you hear?

38. Name a song you could fall asleep to.

Anything Sarah Mclachlan.

39. Who last told you a bedtime story?

Me mudder... who else?

You're a mean one, Mister Grinch

Welcome back to Sunday Stealing
The Speed Dating Meme

1. What's your favorite Dr. Seuss book?

The Grinch... hands down.
I know a few.... don't you?

You're a mean one, Mister Grinch
You really are a heel,
You're as cuddly as a cactus,
you're as charming as an eel,
Mister Grinch,
You're a bad banana with
a greasy black peel!

2. If you could live in any home on a television series, what would it be?

Are you for real?
Who in their right mind wants to live on a TV show?


Although when I was a kid I thought it might be cool
to live with the Brady Bunch ;)

3. What's the longest you've gone without sleep?

48 hours and it wasn't pretty.

4. What's your favorite Barry Manilow song?

NO. NO. NO.

You cannot make me pick a
BARRY MANILOW song.


(fine but this is off the record...)

Oh Mandy
well you came and you gave without taking..

5. Who's your favorite Muppet?

Kermit 'cause I know how he feels...
It's not easy being green.

6. What's the habit you're proudest of breaking?

PPS - People Pleasing Syndrome.

7. What's your favorite website?

The Horoscope Junkie of course.
It's my baby... I built it from scratch and it receives nearly 6 thousand visitors daily.
(Thanks be to the google gods)

8. What's your favorite school supply?

First you want to know what TV show I want to live in and now my favorite school supply?
Do you have any idea how freakin' old I am???

Never mind... don't answer that.

9. Who's your favorite TV attorney?

Sadly, I think I may have a little something
in common with Ally McBeal.
I totally get her.

10. What was your most recent trip of more than 50 miles?

Florida.

11. What's the best bargain you've ever found at a garage sale or junk shop?

I hate shopping in any way shape or form... garage sales and junk shops included.


12. Where were you on September 11, 2001?

I was washing down a wall when I heard the news. You don't forget these things.

13. What's your favorite tree?

C'mon - everyone wants a money tree.

14. What's the most interesting biography you've read?

Don't read biographies.

15. What do you order when you eat Chinese food?

I don't usually order anything while eating Chinese food. I'm kind of a one meal at a time person.

16. What's the best costume you've ever worn?

The one with the broom.

17. What's your least favorite word?

Hang on while I check my word list... ???

18. If you had to be named after one of the 50 states, which would it be?

Utah.
Weren't expecting that were you?

19. Who's your favorite bear?

Pooh.
He's dumb as post but
you gotta love him
for never giving up.

20. Describe something that's happened to you for which you have no explanation.

Ohhhhhh I don't think so. Not today.

21. If you could travel anywhere in Africa, where would it be?

Never really thought about it... I'll get back to you on that.

22. What did you have for lunch yesterday?

Yesterday is dead and gone... You're lucky I remember what I ate today.

23. Where do you go for advice?

The Big Giant Head

24. Which do you use more often, the dictionary or the thesaurus?

Thesaurus.

25. Have you ever been snorkeling? Scuba diving?

No and No.

Lost Generation

This is only a 1 minute, 44 second video

and

it

is

brilliant.

A palindrome reads the same backwards as forward. Not only does it read the opposite, the meaning is the exact opposite..

This video was submitted to a contest by a 20-year old and won second place. The contest was titled "u @ 50" by AARP. When they showed it, everyone in the room was awe-struck and broke into spontaneous applause. So simple and yet so brilliant.

Take a minute and watch it.