Twisted Sister: You're a mean one, Mister Grinch

Welcome back to Sunday Stealing
The Speed Dating Meme

1. What's your favorite Dr. Seuss book?

The Grinch... hands down.
I know a few.... don't you?

You're a mean one, Mister Grinch
You really are a heel,
You're as cuddly as a cactus,
you're as charming as an eel,
Mister Grinch,
You're a bad banana with
a greasy black peel!

2. If you could live in any home on a television series, what would it be?

Are you for real?
Who in their right mind wants to live on a TV show?

Although when I was a kid I thought it might be cool
to live with the Brady Bunch ;)

3. What's the longest you've gone without sleep?

48 hours and it wasn't pretty.

4. What's your favorite Barry Manilow song?

NO. NO. NO.

You cannot make me pick a
BARRY MANILOW song.

(fine but this is off the record...)

Oh Mandy
well you came and you gave without taking..

5. Who's your favorite Muppet?

Kermit 'cause I know how he feels...
It's not easy being green.

6. What's the habit you're proudest of breaking?

PPS - People Pleasing Syndrome.

7. What's your favorite website?

The Horoscope Junkie of course.
It's my baby... I built it from scratch and it receives nearly 6 thousand visitors daily.
(Thanks be to the google gods)

8. What's your favorite school supply?

First you want to know what TV show I want to live in and now my favorite school supply?
Do you have any idea how freakin' old I am???

Never mind... don't answer that.

9. Who's your favorite TV attorney?

Sadly, I think I may have a little something
in common with Ally McBeal.
I totally get her.

10. What was your most recent trip of more than 50 miles?

Florida.

11. What's the best bargain you've ever found at a garage sale or junk shop?

I hate shopping in any way shape or form... garage sales and junk shops included.

12. Where were you on September 11, 2001?

I was washing down a wall when I heard the news. You don't forget these things.

13. What's your favorite tree?

C'mon - everyone wants a money tree.

14. What's the most interesting biography you've read?

Don't read biographies.

15. What do you order when you eat Chinese food?

I don't usually order anything while eating Chinese food. I'm kind of a one meal at a time person.

16. What's the best costume you've ever worn?

The one with the broom.

17. What's your least favorite word?

Hang on while I check my word list... ???

18. If you had to be named after one of the 50 states, which would it be?

Utah.
Weren't expecting that were you?

19. Who's your favorite bear?

Pooh.
He's dumb as post but
you gotta love him
for never giving up.

20. Describe something that's happened to you for which you have no explanation.

Ohhhhhh I don't think so. Not today.

21. If you could travel anywhere in Africa, where would it be?

Never really thought about it... I'll get back to you on that.

22. What did you have for lunch yesterday?

Yesterday is dead and gone... You're lucky I remember what I ate today.

23. Where do you go for advice?

The Big Giant Head