Monday, September 7

The Queen's Meme No. 9 ~ The W Meme

Welcome to The Queen's Meme #9.

Step out of the box. Be creative. Have fun!
And please, stay out of the dungeon.
It's getting really crowded in there.

The Who, What, When, Where, Why Would You Meme

Who.... is easy to love?

My lonely only child.


Who.... do you just wanna smack?
Don't. Get. Me. Started.
I have a list ya know!


Who.... do you trust?
Love many, trust few... always paddle your own canoe.






Who.... do you talk to when you're alone?

Me. I always listen and never argue.

What....

dangerous things do you do while driving?

Ummm...
I don't do dangerous things while driving
unlike someone I know who hangs

out of her car window snapping photos while
she drives.

What... are you allergic to?
MONEY.


What... is Satan's last name?



Beetlejuice!
Beetlejuice!
Beetlejuice!

OMIGDOD...
what have I done?








What... is the last thing that moved you?

The wind.
Seriously, it's hurricane season and I've been swept off my feet a couple of times ;)


What... is the freakiest thing in your house?
Me. Ask anyone.















When.....

is it time to turn over a new leaf?
When the old one dries up and blows away.

When... will you be all that you can be?
When I'm dead.

When... is enough enough?
It's that point when you start seeing red and you feel like your head is going to explode.

When... do you go to the dark side?
I'm still waiting to come back..


Where....

are your pants?
Where are yours?

Where... is your last will and testament?
Beetlejuice has it.

Where... is your junk food stash?
I share my cupcakes with NO ONE.


Where... is Carmen Sandiego?


Don't you mean...
Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego?

How in the world do I know?










Why...
was the Lone Ranger alone?

'Cause he didn't know how to treat me like a lady.

Why... was The Scarlet Letter scarlet?
What better way to humiliate a woman?

The Scene:
17th - century Puritan New England.
Beautiful Hester Prynne stood on the scaffold, her infant in her arms and a blazing scarlet letter "A" embroidered on her gown... branding her as a SINNER and an ADULTRESS. 'Tis shocking!





















Why... are musicians sexy and plumbers not?

Oh c'mon... plumbers are at their sexiest when they are bent over showing their butt cracks.
Everybody knows that!




Why... are there no seat belts on school buses?
It's called the theory of Compartmentalization.
Look it up.



Would you....

swim the English Channel for a doughnut and coffee? If not that, what?
I can't swim the length of myself. I wanna new challenge... let me do the zip line again ok?
















Would you... forgive someone who deliberately hurt you?
Hmmmm... if they are sincerely remorseful I think I could let them out on parole.

Would you...rather believe a lie if it hurt you less than the truth?
No. There is no point. The truth will out.

Would you... still be alive if you were sucked out of an airplane window? Would you just float around in space for while?

Wow.!!! that sounds like fun! If that happened I'd just know that I was heading for Hawaii to join the cast of "Lost". Strange things like that happen there all the time! Oh and I'd go visit Thom too if he was really really nice to me... unless of course I happen to run into this guy... in which case... "SEE YA THOM"!

Josh Holloway = Yum

27 people said...:

Mr. Lance said...

BEETLEJUICE..... oh no, now I have to watch it...

What have you done!

Xmichra said...

LMAO!!! see ya Thom!! lol...

your answer to the dangerous driving I thought that was *very* funny..lol.. good thing you have life time amnesty!!

Sandee said...

You want to do the Zip Line again? Are you crazy? Wait, that's a dumb question to ask someone that loves a good thrill. Okay, you do that again. I'm not sure I can watch again though.

Have a terrific day Dawn. Big hug. :)

Dawn (Twisted Sister) said...

Mr. Lance - Ooops! I let the genie out of the bottle!

Xmichra - lifetime amnesty is a joke. Don't ever fall for it. I did.
I couldn't read the invisible fine print....

Sandee - it was the thrill of my life! But I think I'll pick something new next time ;)

Catalyst said...

Your daughter is your sister! Scary!

Dawn (Twisted Sister) said...

Why thank you Mr. Cat... I knew I liked you ;)

Lorielle said...

Great picture of a butt crack. That's going to haunt me tonight!

Finding Pam said...

What's the freakiest thing in your house? I Loved that answer. Great answers and the pictures were fun, but Sawyer's made me forget what I wanted to say for my reply!

Loved the one about popping up on Lost! Justine is definately your child. You are both lovely.

Thom said...

Sure go for the good looking man that is LOST on some island filming...oh yeah...Hawai'i and oh yeah...where I live...so oh yeah...you can't wave bye bye to me LOL. You speak from experience about the Scarlet Letter? Hmmmm interesting. I'm amazed you aren't shoving those cupcakes in the Queen's face as a bribe. pffft. Good answers :)

Stef H (Glitterbabe) said...

oooohhhh. i do wish you and Josh Holloway the very best! lucky girl! LOL.

hugs,

Dawn (Twisted Sister) said...

Lorielle... I've seen worse! lol

Pam - Sawyer has that effect on woman... now what were you saying? hahahaha!

Dawn (Twisted Sister) said...

Thom Thom Thom... don't fret. I'll stop by and see you too... if only to smack you upside the head.

Stef - thank you! He is dreamy....

Mimi Lenox said...

I can't formulate a response with that last picture staring at me. My eyes keep gravitating over there. I can't help it.

"What better way to humiliate a woman?" But I seriously love Hawthorne so your direct quote was a treat. Thank you! That scene was brilliant.

"Still waiting to come back from the dark side" cracked me up.
The whole thing was hysterical, but please, choose something less dangerous for a getaway next time.
And watch that wind. It could blow you away!

Love the pic of Justine. You two are adorable.

Jayne d'Arcy said...

Oooooh Sawyer AND Beetlejuice. Yeah, just sign me up for the Weird Train. Nice to meet ya!

Dawn (Twisted Sister) said...

Mimi - that's why we call him eye candy... yum.
I read the Scarlet Letter many moons ago... it one of those books that I need to revisit... think I'll do that soon.

Jayne - Welcome to the Weird Train :)

Grace said...

So happy you are back and all is well

plainolebob said...

the plummers here ain't no prize and charge a lot o f money for bendin over

Dawn (Twisted Sister) said...

Grace - as well as can be expected!

Bob - lol... I hear ya :)

Jean-Luc Picard said...

Being sucked out of a window doesn't sound like a lot of fun to me!

Dawn (Twisted Sister) said...

Jean-Luc - maybe not in the real world... but in my imagination anything goes!

Mejis said...

I wouldn't mind being sucked out the window and landing in Hawaii.

Kitty said...

I once knew a rather attractive plumber. Not in the biblical sense of the word 'know' ... just knew know.

Lovely to see you again Dawn. x

Bud Weiser, WTIT said...

So, swim much? ;)

Dawn (Twisted Sister) said...

Mejis - let's do it ;)

Kitty - lol... knew know. Got it.

Bud - Like a Rock ;)

"Annie" said...

You are so good at these...and Mimi's so good at writing them...I laughed all the way through...

Justine is just gorgeous. And you with that zip lining...LOL and "still waiting to come back from the dark side"...and my favorite (besides, Josh Holloway) is "Love many, Trust few...always paddle your own canoe."

Great job Dawn, and a lot of fun.

Luvs ya,

Annie

"Annie" said...

Oh..who is Carmen Sandiego? Evidently, I need to get a life... :)

Smile,

Annie

Dawn (Twisted Sister) said...

Thanks Annie... I'm liking the Josh eye candy too!
Oh and Carmen Sandiego was a kids TV show in the 90's.