Welcome back to The Queen's Tuesday Meme. Each week the type of meme will change; sometimes silly, sometimes serious, but always fun!
This meme is all about using your imagination. Free your inner blogginess. Step outside the proverbial blox (that's blog + box for all you non-blog speakers). Answer these ridiculous situational questions and post them on your own blog. Here's the situation for today. We won't tell a soul. And remember:
Don't end up in the dungeon!
#6 The Bachelor's Dating Meme
In honor of my 500th "Bachelor of The Day" to post this week on my site called Dating Profile Of The Day we bring you The Dating Meme. For three years I've been rummaging through online dating profiles to find the zaniest and most ridiculous profile headlines out there. They write 'em. I spoof 'em. Do you know that some folks are grammatically insane?? And some are just insane.
Ergo, today's meme was born.
The Rules:
Are you up for the challenge? Take a look at these seven dating profile headlines from real dating sites. Imagine you are trying to find a date and these gems have just landed in your inbox. How would you respond to them? Write a comeback response to each one. Be sarcastic, be funny, be brave!
1. Birdbrain looking for a mate
I heard Big Bird's Grandma was single... want me to hook you up?
2. Where Are All The Bad Girls?
We're still here. But even bad girls have their standards.
3. A Good Woman Is Hard To Fine
I agree. Bad women make it so much easier.
4. Does God Know You've Escaped From Heaven?
Does the devil know you've escaped from hell?
5. I Put the Fun in DysFUNctional
Yeah, and I bet you put the FUN in malFUNction and FUNgal as well.
6. Does this profile make me look fat?
7. I'm a no nonsince person with little tolorrance for stupitity
Amen
27 people said...:
Hi Dawn,
I know it's been ages since I visited and I have no excuse.
I decided today to poke around my blog roll and visit people that I have not gotten in touch with since I started back blogging.
Lucky you huh? I hope this doesn't get filed under the stupid people!!
Hope you have a great day!!
Jackie
That was a fun Meme :)
loved every single answer.
hope grandma find someone soon :)
have a beautiful day dear.
♥ & ((hugs))
bindi
Laughing...Great comebacks! Especially the last one...laughing..."Make the stupid people shut up." That's priceless.
I hope you had a great time on your trip. I see you made it back alive...and I see some pictures under this post. I'm going to look...
It's great to have you back~
Luvs Ya,
Annie
There's a reason these folks are single. Yep, I get it.
Have a terrific day Dawn. Big hug. :)
lamo!! nice picture finds :) that big bird one i fear will haunt me.. lol... and your #5 was awesome!
I love the Big Bird Salute. I wonder if he's looking at "Her Hineyness" Speaking of which. What you two got going on here. She bows to your awesomeness. PFFFT. StUpiD iS aS sTuPiD dOes LOL
Hi Jackie. I've been away for a week so you didn't miss much. The video on the previous post explains all!
Hope Grandma does too Bindi!
♥♥♥♥
Annie - the stupid people are everywhere... you gotta watch out for them!
Sandee - yup. You got that right :D
Xmichra - LOL... that's one scary bird ;)
Thom - it wouldn't hurt for you to bow to my awesomeness as well. You know you want to... :)
LOL! Love the answers!! And the pics on #1 and 6!
That totally made my day. Tooo funny.
Terrific job! LMAO at all of it...
Hahahaha! This was hilarious, particularly 2 and 4.
Thanks DD!
I love the #6 pic too!
Mimi - I'm glad I made you smile :)
Thank you Mr. Weiser!
Thanks Jill :)
loved your comeback on #4! great job!
Vannie
Fun|Fierce|Fab
Thank you Vannie!
Love that Big Bird picture..I used it last year on my blog because there is a prostitute near my garage that everyone calls Big Bird, and I got a pic of her giving me the bird the same way !! LOL
Bite me :)
King - I bet you get some real interesting pics!
Thom - I can't hear you.
LOL
I especially liked numbers 1 and 6.
(It's nice to see you back!)
Hmmm - where is the comment I left?
Thanks Ferd!
Grace? Oh no! did you lose your comment?
Me sends a smoke signal saying Bite Me! and to be doubly sure you get it, I also bribed the Palace guards to get me a damn carrier pigeon and made them write "bite me!" on a piece of paper, tied it to it's damn claw and hopefully "Her Hineyness" wont know that it's gone for a bit to get you the note...pfffft
I'll get out my gun. Bird begone.
I think I like the tet at tet going on between you and Thom...Too funny.
Your answers were hilarious. Unfortunately, there is not much you can do about stupid people. Ha!
Glad your back. Have a great day.
Every time I see the bunny say "Make the stupid people shut up" I start laughing all over again.
I think I'll just swipe it and put it somewhere convenient...or post it on my fridge.
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