The Dungeon Dodgers

Welcome back to The Queen's Meme. Each week the type of meme will change; sometimes silly, sometimes serious, but always fun!


This meme is all about using your imagination. Free your inner blogginess. Step outside the proverbial blox (that's blog + box for all you non-blog speakers). Answer these ridiculous situational questions and post them on your own blog. Here's the situation for today. We won't tell a soul. And remember:
Don't end up in the dungeon.

WBLOG TV: The Meme

Welcome to WBLOG TV

The place where unbloggable news happens and sources are never a secret. You are the creator, producer, writer and news anchor of the WBLOG nightly news. It is your job to deliver the news in your own style from your own blog.

And oh, you get to make up the news! Here's your assignment:


1. The Weather Channel: Give me your personality forecast. Are you sunny, wet, windy, or cloudy? Why?

Today's personality forecast:
Wet, windy and wild.
Tropical storm Dawn is increasing
in intensity and has
just been upgraded to a
category 3 hurricane.
She's a wild one folks....
Run for your lives.




2. The News Channel: What is the breaking news story of the day in your world?

Didn't you just hear?
There's a storm on the way and ya better batten down the hatches!

3. The Economic Channel: How are things on the economic front? And more importantly, do you have ideas to save the planet from financial ruin?




The world is financially insane and I am clinically insane. Do you really think I can save us from financial ruin?
Oh what the heck? I'll take a stab at it!
MUAHAAAA!






4. The Entertainment Channel: Give us the latest blog celebrity gossip. Dish it!

Rumor has it that Bud Weiser is up on countless charges of breaking and entering Blogs. It appears he has a long history of meme theft and sources say that he see's himself as modern day Robin Hood! After each theft he's been to known to shout "Cheers to all us theives". When we interviewed Mr. Weiser he refused to comment.

5. The Sports Channel: Make up a sport, give your team a name and choose five players from the list of names on the Mr. Linky list. What are the rules of the game?

Dungeon Dodge Ball

The Team: The Dungeon Dodgers

The Players:
Bud
Autumn
Maria
Mimi
Dawn

Rules: complete as many meme's as humanly possible even if it means giving up your day job.
If you are caught defaulting on a meme you will be tossed on your butt into the Queen's Dungeon. The only escape is to throw yourself at the mercy of the Her Majesty and hope that she's in a good mood. The blogger who completes the most meme's in a year wins a "get out of the dungeon free" card to display on their sidebar.

Disclaimer: This card has no resale value and comes with conditions written in fine print. Good luck finding them.

6. The Comedy Channel: How will you make us laugh today? Tell us a blunny (that's blog + funny for all you non-blog speakers)

What do you get when you mix PMS with GPS?

A crazy bitch who will find you!

7. The Religious Channel: Make up a blog religion. Tell us why your blog church will save our souls.

Church of The Unbloggable

The Church of The Unbloggable is the only safe place to confess your bloggy sins.
Come to me my children... whisper in my ear...
I will absolve you of all bloggable sins and set your souls free.

And remember...
Judge not lest ye be judged by the BIG BLOGGER in the sky!

Bloggers Beware: The End Is Nigh

8. (but who's counting?) The Soap Opera Channel: What is the name of your soap opera?

The Bold and The Bloggable