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The Queen's Meme No. 2 ~ Mission Impossible
1. You are a guest on the space shuttle. You just arrived on the moon and realize you forgot something back home that you can't live without. What is it and how do you convince them to go back and fetch it?
Duh. Like omigod... my hair straightener obviously.
It won't take much convincing.
I'll just show them what unstraightened
hair looks like!
2. Pretend you are a teacher in a rough public
school for one day.
You have been assigned to teach Manners 101.
You have the "challenging bad butt kids" class
(remember this is a pretend school and anyway I
can't say ass on my blog 'cause it's so unQueenly and
I might get fined or something).
They are jumping up and down, cursing,
and throwing things at you.
What is the first thing you would write on the board?
That should get their attention!!!
3. Someone in your family or a friend has started a blog.
They think it is anonymous but you have figured it out.
They are saying derogatory things about you.
Do you tell them or do you read it for awhile?
How would you handle it?
Hmmmm.... I 'd read it for awhile.
Then I'd start my own anonymous blog
and become one of their faithful readers.
Then I would show the Queen the evidence and have
her throw the dirty rotten traitor into the dungeon
and hopefully the Palace Rat will be there to
pick their bones clean :)
4. If you had one dollar left in your pocket, what would you spend it on?
A dollar?
Seriously, can you buy anything for a dollar?
Let me think...
Okay, I've got it.
I'd go to the dollar store and... oh forget it
I still wouldn't have enough for the tax...
5. President Obama and the First Lady
are coming over for dinner.
What do you serve?
Prime Minister Stephen Harper on a platter :)
6. You walk in on your lover.
They are trying on your clothes.
What do you do?
Laugh until I am purple!
7. Every astronaut must have shots! Choose your vaccination: You only get one and you can't enjoy any of the attributes of the other choices. You choose either: (1) The fountain of eternal youth and sexual vigor but only for 10 years (2) perfect health for a lifetime (3) eternal mind-numbing nirvana and peace of mind (4) unlimited hedonism for one year with no negative consequences.
#2... doesn't work for me. In my experience "a lifetime" is subjective.
#3... sounds kinda boring doesn't it?
#4... one year? I could blink and
one year could be gone.
I'm goin' with #1
Bring on the vaccination!
Mimi Pencil Skirt Queen of Memes
The Queen's Meme No. 2 ~ Mission Impossible
1. You are a guest on the space shuttle. You just arrived on the moon and realize you forgot something back home that you can't live without. What is it and how do you convince them to go back and fetch it?
Duh. Like omigod... my hair straightener obviously.
It won't take much convincing.I'll just show them what unstraightened
hair looks like!
2. Pretend you are a teacher in a rough publicschool for one day.
You have been assigned to teach Manners 101.
You have the "challenging bad butt kids" class
(remember this is a pretend school and anyway I
can't say ass on my blog 'cause it's so unQueenly and
I might get fined or something).
They are jumping up and down, cursing,
and throwing things at you.
What is the first thing you would write on the board?
That should get their attention!!!
3. Someone in your family or a friend has started a blog.
They think it is anonymous but you have figured it out.
They are saying derogatory things about you.
Do you tell them or do you read it for awhile?
How would you handle it?
Hmmmm.... I 'd read it for awhile.
Then I'd start my own anonymous blog
and become one of their faithful readers.
Then I would show the Queen the evidence and have
her throw the dirty rotten traitor into the dungeon
and hopefully the Palace Rat will be there to
pick their bones clean :)
4. If you had one dollar left in your pocket, what would you spend it on?
A dollar?
Seriously, can you buy anything for a dollar?
Let me think...
Okay, I've got it.
I'd go to the dollar store and... oh forget it
I still wouldn't have enough for the tax...
5. President Obama and the First Lady
are coming over for dinner.
What do you serve?
Prime Minister Stephen Harper on a platter :)
6. You walk in on your lover.They are trying on your clothes.
What do you do?
Laugh until I am purple!
7. Every astronaut must have shots! Choose your vaccination: You only get one and you can't enjoy any of the attributes of the other choices. You choose either: (1) The fountain of eternal youth and sexual vigor but only for 10 years (2) perfect health for a lifetime (3) eternal mind-numbing nirvana and peace of mind (4) unlimited hedonism for one year with no negative consequences.
#2... doesn't work for me. In my experience "a lifetime" is subjective.
#3... sounds kinda boring doesn't it?
#4... one year? I could blink and
one year could be gone.
I'm goin' with #1
Bring on the vaccination!