Monday, May 19

Where do red-headed babies come from?

After their baby was born, the panicked father went to see the Obstetrician. 'Doctor,' the man said, 'I don't mind telling you, but I'm a little upset because my daughter has red hair. She can't possibly be mine!!'

'Nonsense,' the doctor said'.

'Even though you and your wife both have black hair, one of your ancestors may have contributed red hair to the gene pool.'

'It isn't possible,' the man insisted. ''This can't be, our families on both sides had jet-black hair for generations.'

'Well,' said the doctor, 'let me ask you this. How often do you have sex?'
The man seemed a bit ashamed . 'I've been working very hard for the past year. We only made love once or twice every few months.'

'Well, there you have it!' The doctor said confidently.

'It's rust.'

26 people said...:

Michele (Rocky Mtn.Girl) said...

Oh, now that's really really funny!! Thanks for the laugh!

Drowsey Monkey said...

:) Rust....sheesh

Ann said...

Well, that is the cutest rust I've ever seen~ (LOL)

Working real hard huh? :))

Hugs~ Ann

Sandee (Comedy +) said...

Bwhahahahahaha. That or the mailman. Bwhahahahahaha. Have a great day. :)

Dawn said...

Michele - you are welcome :)

drowsey - well I suppose it could happen... LOL!

Yes Ann... reaaalllly hard :D

sandee - ah yes the mailman is a likely suspect!

Robert said...

:)))...now everytime I see a red headed child I will think of that..

TOPolk said...

For some reason that made me laugh way harder than it should have! I think it was the picture that made it key.

condoms said...

Oh my good! that's really rust! is that possible been born naturally? i wish to born a baby like this too, hehe^^

Jillian said...

I thought the punchline was gonna be "The Mailman" or something like that. Caught me by surprise and made me laugh!

bindhiya said...

LOL...
great one...
((hugs))

Forest Parks said...

Ha ha,

Apparently I was born with red hair but it went away.

It must have just been light rust.

blisters said...

I was also waiting for the 'Is your Mailman a redhead?' question! Hahaha guess i was wrong!!

meleah rebeccah said...

LOL LOL LOL

Dawn said...

Robert - lol.. :)

topolk - I think you're right!

condoms - yup. lots of natural red hair out there!

Jillian - I thought it was cute too :)

Bindi - {{{HUGS}}} to you too! Have a great day :)

forest - lmao! must have been!

blisters - everyone blames the mailman!

Meleah - :)))

Arv said...

LOL... Good one mate... looks like he got what he deserved... :)

Polina said...

Loool... and what if the child is blond... what it is then - dandruff?

bass lake real estate said...

Too funny! Thank you for bringing me a smile on a work day.

Bud Weiser, WTIT said...

I'm a day late, but I'm glad I stopped by. What a freakin' riot!

Mimi Lenox said...

That was too funny. I'll never look at a redhead the same again.

Dawn said...

Arv - yup :)

Polina - lol... maybe...

bass lake - you are quite welcome!

Bud - yeah I thought it was a cute one too... :)

Mimi - kinda gives you a new perspective... :D

space code said...

rust! hahaha...I seriously laughed out loud at this one

Kitty said...

As the mother of a redheaded daughter, I'm saying nothing. ;-) x

rake said...

Wow wow...that's cool! That's really funny of the baby's hair! i wonder how did his parent make it!

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Dawn said...

space code - glad you smiled :D

Kitty - yup. me neither ;)

rake - hmmmm... I do wonder?

designer - ha! ouch! :D

Corrina said...

LOL!!