After their baby was born, the panicked father went to see the Obstetrician. 'Doctor,' the man said, 'I don't mind telling you, but I'm a little upset because my daughter has red hair. She can't possibly be mine!!'
'Nonsense,' the doctor said'.
'Even though you and your wife both have black hair, one of your ancestors may have contributed red hair to the gene pool.'
'It isn't possible,' the man insisted. ''This can't be, our families on both sides had jet-black hair for generations.'
'Well,' said the doctor, 'let me ask you this. How often do you have sex?'
The man seemed a bit ashamed . 'I've been working very hard for the past year. We only made love once or twice every few months.'
'It's rust.'





















26 people said...:
Oh, now that's really really funny!! Thanks for the laugh!
:) Rust....sheesh
Well, that is the cutest rust I've ever seen~ (LOL)
Working real hard huh? :))
Hugs~ Ann
Bwhahahahahaha. That or the mailman. Bwhahahahahaha. Have a great day. :)
Michele - you are welcome :)
drowsey - well I suppose it could happen... LOL!
Yes Ann... reaaalllly hard :D
sandee - ah yes the mailman is a likely suspect!
:)))...now everytime I see a red headed child I will think of that..
For some reason that made me laugh way harder than it should have! I think it was the picture that made it key.
Oh my good! that's really rust! is that possible been born naturally? i wish to born a baby like this too, hehe^^
I thought the punchline was gonna be "The Mailman" or something like that. Caught me by surprise and made me laugh!
LOL...
great one...
((hugs))
Ha ha,
Apparently I was born with red hair but it went away.
It must have just been light rust.
I was also waiting for the 'Is your Mailman a redhead?' question! Hahaha guess i was wrong!!
LOL LOL LOL
Robert - lol.. :)
topolk - I think you're right!
condoms - yup. lots of natural red hair out there!
Jillian - I thought it was cute too :)
Bindi - {{{HUGS}}} to you too! Have a great day :)
forest - lmao! must have been!
blisters - everyone blames the mailman!
Meleah - :)))
LOL... Good one mate... looks like he got what he deserved... :)
Loool... and what if the child is blond... what it is then - dandruff?
Too funny! Thank you for bringing me a smile on a work day.
I'm a day late, but I'm glad I stopped by. What a freakin' riot!
That was too funny. I'll never look at a redhead the same again.
Arv - yup :)
Polina - lol... maybe...
bass lake - you are quite welcome!
Bud - yeah I thought it was a cute one too... :)
Mimi - kinda gives you a new perspective... :D
rust! hahaha...I seriously laughed out loud at this one
As the mother of a redheaded daughter, I'm saying nothing. ;-) x
Wow wow...that's cool! That's really funny of the baby's hair! i wonder how did his parent make it!
HILARIOUS! Haha. Thanks for the wonderful post. Looks like someone or something might need a little sandpaper! =)
space code - glad you smiled :D
Kitty - yup. me neither ;)
rake - hmmmm... I do wonder?
designer - ha! ouch! :D
LOL!!
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