Aging... it comes to us all. Now we can let it get us down or we can accept it gracefully. Personally I prefer to see the humor in it... check out these goodies from my inbox!
Some thoughts to ponder:
There's always a lot to be thankful for if you take time to look for it. For example I am sitting here thinking how nice it is that wrinkles don't hurt!
The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.
Ah, being young is beautiful, but being old is comfortable.
When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to youth, think of Algebra.
Some people try to turn back their odometers. Not me, I want people to know "why" I look this way. I've traveled a long way and some of the roads weren't paved.
First you forget names, then you forget faces.
Then you forget to pull up your zipper.
It's worse when you forget to pull it down.
Then you forget to pull up your zipper.
It's worse when you forget to pull it down.
Eye Test For Old Men
Colonoscopies are no joke... but these comments during the exam were quite humorous... A physician claimed that the following are actual comments made by his patients (predominately male) while he was performing their colonoscopies:'Take it easy, Doc. You're boldly going where no man has gone before!
'Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?'
'Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!'
'Hey Doc, let me know if you find my dignity.'
'God, now I know why I am not gay.'
And the best one of all..
'Could you write a note for my wife saying that my head is not up there?
15 people said...:
LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
The last one really was the best one of all. Too funny.
Aging is one of those things that happens to all of us...if we're lucky.
LMAO! The eye test for men, old men, any men... just cracks me up! In fact, the whole article hits my funny bone! Thank You
They should make that eye test as the international standard... All Men (& lesbians) around the world will be regular for their eye checks and will have healthy eyes...
LOL... valuable lessons... :)
Cheers
Yep, getting older is a huge pain in the butt. However, the alternative holds no appeal for me. :0)
Barbara - I saved the best for last!
LOL... it was classic!
Linda that eye test cracked me up too... the things people come up with :D
LMAO ARV! you got that right!
Lee - I agree :) So we might as well have fun with aging process!
Bwahahahahahaha. Ain't it the truth. I so relate. Have a great day. :)
Hilarious.
How was PROM NIGHT???
You too Sandee :)
Meleah she had a blast. Went to safe grad after the prom where they were entertained until 6am :)
Men really could use those notes from their doctor. I'm just sayin...
hold on let me get my specs the chart is fuzzy....:)))
haha! Do you suppose that guy found his dignity?
Jillian... you are sooo right.
Robert - typical :)
say it - doubtful :)
Oh my God!
I love that! 'Could you write a note for my wife saying that my head is not up there?
hahahah...
Crazzzzy!
Some says aging is very scary, some says aging is nothing. To me, I just want to age gracefully.
I can't seem to see it clearly the chart. Maybe because i'm aging? hehehe. Anyway..it's just another steps we must take in life. Be positive, I knew a few people who live up their life to the fullest. Sometimes I do envy them.
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