A man walked into a supermarket with his zipper down. A lady cashier walked up to him and said, "Your barracks door is open." Not a phrase that men normally use, he went on his way looking a bit puzzled.. When he was about done shopping, a man came up and said, "Your fly is open."
He zipped up and finished his shopping. At the checkout, he intentionally got in the line where the lady was that told him about his "barracks door." He was planning to have a little fun with her, so when he reached the counter he said, "When you saw my barracks door open, did you see a Marine standing in there at attention?"
He zipped up and finished his shopping. At the checkout, he intentionally got in the line where the lady was that told him about his "barracks door." He was planning to have a little fun with her, so when he reached the counter he said, "When you saw my barracks door open, did you see a Marine standing in there at attention?"
The lady (naturally smarter than the man) thought for a moment and said "No, no I didn't. All I saw was a disabled veteran sitting on a couple of old duffel bags.
12 people said...:
THIS IS ONE OF THE BEST ONES I'VE EVER HEARD!
YESSSS! Thanks Dawn, OMG, what a way to start my day...
I can just imagine this guy, lost for words, wishing he'd never tried to be the smart one..
*giggles childishly* ... I wish my outings to the supermarket were that entertaining ;-) x
A REAL man never would have put himself in that situation! :0p
Good one, Dawn!
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Barbara, Ellen and Kitty:
Found it in an email last night and it was just too funny not to post!
Lee - Since you took it with such good grace... I declare that you are a real man :))))
I am still rolling on the floor...not very funny but I got a clean floor..now
:):):)...I have to add that one to my repetiore..did I spell that right..they need to put spell....ooops just a sec the duffel bags are in an awkward spot.........there..sorry..check in the comment section
superman - lol...you can get up now ;)))
Robert - glad you liked it.... ;)))
LOL
Friggen GREAT!
thats what i'm talkin' about!!!! you slay me!!!!
lmao...I like it. And Robert, stop touching yourself while typing to Dawn.
I have something for ya at my blog....drop by.
Paisley - I'm glad you get me ;)
drowsey - lol... on my way...
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